Saturday, July 4, 2009

travel tips

i'm at the airport so i am viewing major faux pas, of course.

1. if you have unkempt feet, DO NOT wear sandals.
2. "comfortable" sandals should be illegal. Crocs top this list. they look manly, especially with unpainted toes. EW.
3. if you are not a size 0 or 2, do NOT wear short shorts.
4. sweatpants, Juicy or not, are not proper travel attire.
5. those really thick wedge flip-flops? NO.

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